Friday, November 18, 2005

Rant of the day

I know that I've written on this topic before, but things have only gotten worse with the merger of Sprint and Nextel. I'm referring to the societal scourge of walkie-talkie mobile phones. It was bad enough when it was only Nextel that had them and mostly businesses that used them. But now telecom giant Sprint has thrown its weight behind the walkie-talkie network and these phones are showing up in the hands of gabby teenagers and a whole lot of other folks, too.

Isn't it enough that we have to listen to the blather of just one person on a regular mobile telephone while riding the bus or standing in line at the supermarket? Must we now endure both sides of the conversation? And then there is that annoying little chirping noise wedged in between the two chatterboxes indicating that the other person has stopped talking. <chirp>

Okay, so it's not the most important thing in the world. It's actually a pretty small thing <chirp> compared to the fact that we are a nation at war <chirp>, that politicians keep lying to us <chirp> and that religious zealots are redefining the nature of science <chirp>. Maybe I'm just overreacting <chirp> to this petty little nuisance. <chirp> It's just that <chirp> little nuisances <chirp> tend to grow into <chirp> bigger nuisances <chirp> eroding away <chirp> at our quality of life. <chirp> Then again <chirp> maybe it's only me that is bothered. <chirp> I look around <chirp> and no one seems to notice <chirp> except me. <chirp> I just wish it would stop <chirp>, disappear like so many failed fads. <chirp> But I doubt that it will. <chirp> Not this time. <chirp> You can't stop progress. <chirp> You can't stop the chirp. <chirp>

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

wassamatta, youse got somethin' against boids? <chirp> ..or sumpin?

Mike said...

If they allow them on planes I will have to kill people.

Mike said...

Little Cam'ron's paging you. He says the shooting's stopped, oops no it hasn't, duck! (chirp)

Anonymous said...

which one is the other blog anyway? this one or the other one?