Monday, May 16, 2011

It’s the end of the world!

May 21st, the day that Harold Camping says is the day of rapture. Earthquakes in New Zealand and Japan, the tsunami and nuclear disaster in Japan, the Mississippi River flooding, Man United winning it’s 19th English title, Man City winning the FA Cup, Newt Gingrich declaring his candidacy for president, and really, the 21st is a Saturday. Seriously, I have to work all week to have the world end on the weekend! WTF! It couldn’t happen on a Monday. Yeah, like I’m going to put in a full effort this week with no payback at week’s end except the end of the world. That’ll work. What the hell, Liverpool blew it’s chance to seal a bid in the Europa League (purgatory pretty much). Coach L left dear old GMU for Miami, really, Miami (Florida) where coaches go to die. How much worse can it get? Oh “The Donald” is not running for president. Thanks. I feel so much better. I’m moving to Greenland, I hear it’s warmer there.