Spigot is a funny word

I woke up with a start yesterday morning realizing that I still had not turned off the outside water supply and the spigots could freeze. It's January, for Heaven's sake! Then I remembered that the temperature was expected to be in the 70s. Turns out we set a new record of 73 degrees for the day. No worries regarding the outdoor plumbing this winter it seems. Perhaps I ought to hook up the Super Splash Tunnel. In other climate news, a large ice shelf the size of Manhattan was found to have broken loose from the land mass where it was attached in the Canadian Arctic. The night watchman of the ice shelf says he is not responsible, adding: "It wasn't broken when I left it."